Whakauruhia te Pun
Mo te nuinga o te iwi, ko te mahi horoi i te mea ehara i te mea kata. Engari, he aha e kore ai e ahuareka ki te korero i tetahi whakaari, ki te tahuri ranei i tetahi kupu mohio ki te whiu kia pai ake ai nga mahinga horoi horoi?
Ka pai nga tamariki ki te whakaata me te pea ka taea e koe te whakamahi i etahi o enei ahuareka hei huarahi ki te whakauru ia ratau ki roto i te whare horoi horoi, ka ako ia ratou ki te mahi horoi i a koe i reira!
Nga Uiui Uiui me te Whakautu
Q : He aha te korero o te pakihi tuatahi ki te papa tuarua i roto i te maroke ?
A : Ka kite ahau ia koe i te wa e whai ake nei
Q: He aha te tangata kaore i horoi i te horoi ?
A: No te mea kaore te kaihoroi me te maroke e rere ana i te mana mamao!
Q: He aha te mea ka tupu i te wuruhi i te mīhini horoi?
A: Ka waiho hei horoi me te wolf.
Q: He aha te mea i tupu ki te reparo i hinga ki te mīhini horoi?
A: I haere mai ia i waho.
Q: He aha e kore ai e taea e te kaihautoa te korero i te papaera horoi horoi?
A: E puta mai ana i nga wa katoa!
Q: He aha te ahuareka o te mahi i to horoi?
A: Nga kawenga
Q. Kaua koe e ngenge, me te ahua rite ki te maka i roto i te tauera i ētahi wā?
A. Kaore, ko te tikanga noa ake te horoi ki te mahi.
He tohu whakamataku i nga Kaituku Laundromat me te horoi
He tohu whakamiharo i roto i te Laundromat i runga i nga kaihoe :
WHAKATOKANGA KI TE KAUPAPA KAUPAPA I TE WHAKANUI KAUPAPA
Tohu tohu i runga i te kaitautoko Mutu:
Patohia to koti i konei ka whiwhi koe i te arotahi wawe
Panuitia i runga i te Pire Poraka
I hangaia a New Daily
Pai Maeneene Pai
Ehara i te mea tohe te mea kei a koe
Ko te tamaiti, e waru pea ona tau, kei te kokonga o te kai "Mom & Pop" i te kohinga nui o te pouaka horoi horoi .
I haere te kaihoko, a, i te ngana ki te hoa, ka ui atu ki te tamaiti mehemea he nui te horoi ki a ia.
"Aue, e kore e horoi," ka mea te tamaiti, "Ka horoi ahau i taku kiri."
"Engari kaua e whakamahi i tenei ki te horoi i to poraka, he kaha rawa atu, ki te horoia e koe te poroka i tenei waa, ka mate ia, ka mate pea ia."
Engari kaore te tamaiti e whakamutua, ka kawe i te kaitautoko ki te kaute ka utua mo taua mea, ahakoa i tamata tonu te kaihoko ki te korero ki a ia i tana horoi i tana kiri.
I te wiki i muri mai, ka hoki mai te tamaiti ki te toa ki te hoko i etahi paoa. Ka ui te kaihoko ki te tamaiti i te ahua o tana poroka.
"Aue, mate ia," ka mea te tamaiti.
Ko te kaihoko, e kore e pai ki te korero i a koe, ka mea ka pouri ia ka mate te poroka engari ka tapiri atu, "I whakamatau ahau ki te korero ki a koe kia kaua e whakamahi i taua kaipupuri i runga i to poro."
"Ka pai," ka whakahoki te tamaiti, "Kaore au i whakaaro ko te kaiparau nana i patu."
"He aha koia?"
"Ki taku whakaaro ko te huringa hurihuri!"
Pānuitia tonu te Tapanga
I tetahi ra, i whakatau te tane ki te horoi i tana potae. Hekona i muri i tana haerenga ki roto i te whare horoi horoi , ka karanga ia ki tana wahine, " He aha te taangahinga ka whakamahia e au ki te horoi horoi ?"
"Ka mutu," ka utua e ia. "He aha te korero o to kakahu?"
Ka karanga ia, "Texas A & M."
Kaua rawa e Whakawakia nga Tohunga Paera o to Kaauao
I uru mai tetahi tokorua marena ki tetahi taone hou.
I te ata o te ata i te mea e kai ana ratou i te parakuihi, ka kite te kotiro i tona hoa e tarai ana i tana horoi i waho.
"Ko te horoi horoi kaore i tino ma," ta ia. "Kare ia e mohio ki te horoi tika. Mahalo ko e fiema'u lahi ange ia ki he lavá. "
Ka titiro tana tane, ka noho puku.
I nga wa katoa e whakairihia ai e tona hoa te horoi horoi ki a ia, ma te wahine taitamariki e korero nga korero.
I te marama kotahi i muri mai, ka miharo te wahine ki te kite i tetahi horoi ma i te raina ka mea atu ki tana tane, "Nana, kua ako ia ki te horoi tika. Te uiui nei au nahea tera? "
Ua parau te tane e, "Ua ti'a au i teie po'ipo'i e ua tamâ i ta maua mau matapihi."
Punny Waka Tautuhinga:
- He paraihe mo te raima: Ko te kakahu
- Kaehu Kahu : He taputapu a te whare i hangaia hei kai i nga toka.
Kotahi te Whakamutunga Kino Whakamutua
Whakataka te Kino
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